Fourth萌, Invincible Super Mom
Tang Sen pedaled the "Little White Dragon" at a rapid pace, sweating profusely, and finally returned home. Upon opening the door, he saw his mother, as usual, sitting in front of the computer, typing away, apparently introducing the products in the online store to a customer.
The two women went a bit crazy for a while, of course, it was mainly the mother who was losing her mind. Tang Sen was at a loss for what to do and got a good scolding; only then did it come to an end. The mother returned to her computer, looking somewhat troubled, and said: "Today's sales situation seems a bit strange..."
Mom is outside knocking on the bathroom door: "Xiao Sen Sen, open the door, don't be shy. There's a saying that a son is his mother's lover from a past life, so why are you being so guarded against me? You unfilial child!"
"I can't stand it! You, nameless old hag! Don't call me Xiaosensen, that name is too embarrassing." Tang Sen closed the bathroom door and locked it from the inside
Upon hearing this, Tang Sen's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that this is the precursor to his mother's bankruptcy?
The Buddhas, who had long been waiting here, all gathered around her: "Sister Guanyin, how is the situation? Have you managed to persuade that man?"
Oh? What are you going there for
Bodhisattva Samantabhadra cast a disdainful glance at him: "For the lifelong happiness of Miss Rulai, you might as well stop hoarding your pocket money and contribute it all... Don't you want Miss Rulai to live a good life?"
Upon careful reflection on today's matters concerning the library, a thought has crystallized in my mind: that Guanyin sister is most likely a genuine deity, yet also likely a fraud! Will my mother go bankrupt? Such a thing is simply impossible; I would never believe it even if I were to die!
"Cut it out, what does shocking the world even mean?" Mother leaned against the bedroom door and slid down to the floor, smiling as she said, "When I was fourteen, I became pregnant with you. Everyone around me advised me to terminate the pregnancy, but I couldn't bear to do it. Who would dare to harm my little Sen Sen? I would fight them to the end... I disregarded everything and gave birth to you, which was already shocking enough. So what is there to be afraid of now?"
Forget it, let's not talk about such bothersome matters. My mother can handle these things in no time. Seeing you all sweaty, you should go take a shower first. By the way, do you want your mother to help you with your back?
"Fool, does Mom need you to earn money to support her? You underestimate her too much." She couldn't help but laugh heartily: "However, if you want to travel around the world, Mom won't oppose it. Go ahead, go ahead. Here is a bank card that Mom has saved for you to marry a wife. You can use it for your travel expenses... Mom will save another sum for your wedding expenses later."
All the Buddhas wiped their sweat: "Hey, hey, isn't it ultimately not good to deceive? We, the deities and Buddhas, should set a good example for mortals. How can we take the lead in deceiving others?"
I want to witness how a scam concludes in person! Tang Sen said earnestly: "In fact, I have already completed the university courses on my own. Staying at school now seems meaningless; I constantly have to deal with the entanglements of female classmates. It would be better to go out and broaden my horizons. As the saying goes, reading thousands of books is not as beneficial as traveling thousands of miles. I want to take this opportunity to experience everything and learn more practical knowledge. When I return from my travels, I will be able to earn a lot of money, ensuring that my mother will have a worry-free life in her later years."
In Tang Sen's eyes, his mother is invincible, a superhuman being capable of slaying Buddhas and vanquishing demons. At the mere age of 14, she bore him and raised him under the immense pressure imposed by society. How much hardship and pain did she endure? How many moments of great joy and sorrow did she experience? Yet she persevered with strength, never uttering a word of defeat. She earned a living with her own hands, facing countless trials and tribulations, yet she remained resilient, never conceding to failure.
... ...
"Even if you are 50 years old, you are still my son," the old lady snorted. "What are you being shy about with your mother? By the way, why are you back so early today? Don't you have classes at school?"
In the year 2015 of the Demon Encounter Calendar, in the Western Bull Hezhou, Ling Mountain, at the Great Thunder Sound Temple
Mother's clothing is quite unremarkable, as she is only wearing a fitted top, with her wild hair cascading over her shoulders. A thirty-four-year-old woman is in the prime of her allure, making it difficult for any man to resist such charm
My mother frowned and said: "Today, the sales of various online stores are very good, especially those stores selling the same type of products as mine, hetushu.com. Each of them has seen a significant increase in sales... Look at these shoes; over a hundred pairs were sold in just half an hour... Seeing this situation, I certainly cannot be negligent, so I quickly called the manufacturer and ordered a batch of the same goods... Unexpectedly, while other stores are selling like hotcakes, my store is completely deserted. Even though I offer the same products at lower prices, these customers refuse to buy from me and only focus on a few other online stores that sell at higher prices. I saw this situation and, of course, could not be negligent, so I quickly called the manufacturer and ordered a batch of the same goods... Unexpectedly, while other stores are selling like hotcakes, my store is completely deserted. Even though I offer the same products at lower prices, these customers refuse to buy from me and only focus on a few other online stores that sell at higher prices... This is really strange."
A mere scammer trying to deceive someone raised by a super mom like me is nothing but a joke
Sister Guanyin returned to the temple, dragging a body full of fatigue. The performance she just gave was quite exhausting, consuming a considerable amount of her energy. She needed to sit down, enjoy a Kawaii ice cream, and drink a bottle of Nutritional Express to clear her mind.
"No!" Tang Sen was so frightened that he dashed into his bedroom, locked the door from the inside, and cried out, "Mom, can you be a little more reliable? Is it really okay to be this insane? If this gets out, it will definitely be a shocking news!"
Uh... no class!" Tang Sen told a little lie, but as soon as the words left his mouth, his mother saw through it. She kicked him, sending him tumbling, and then sat down on him, pressing him down firmly: "I can tell from your eyes that you skipped class. Hmph, how dare you lie in front of your mother? Do you want to die?"
Tang Sen paid no further attention to his mother's frenzied words. He removed his sweat-soaked clothes, turned on the faucet, and the shower sprayed a mist of water and *images*, enveloping him in its midst. As the cold water cooled him down, his mind gradually became clearer.
Mom turned around and chuckled, "It's just the two of us at home, so what does it matter how we dress?"
Hello, I am already 20 years old! Tang Senhan said
Hehe, Xiaosensen now knows what it means to be shy. Back when you were only three years old, your mother would pull your little friends to play with you, and you wouldn't feel shy at all... You would even giggle at your mother. How adorable you were back then
Tang Sen covered his eyes and exclaimed, "Hey, Mom, why are you dressed like this again"
"Cut it out! You invited me here just to take advantage of my cunning, didn't you? Stop pretending to be righteous here." Sister Guanyin sat down on a chair, disregarding her ethereal appearance, crossed her legs casually, and said with a hum: "Now we begin the second phase. You all take out your pocket money and go shopping online... Be careful, do not buy anything from Tang Sen's mom's store, only buy from other similar online stores. For example, if Tang Sen's mom's store has the 323232 model sneakers, you should go to other stores and buy those sneakers like crazy, just don't buy from her!"
What happened
A mere online store wanting to defeat the super mom? ... That is simply a joke ...
"Ask less and do more." Guanyin's sister swung her leg: "If you want to marry off Miss Ru Lai, then everything must be done according to my instructions; otherwise, I will wash my hands of her marriage."
Tang Sen supported her and said earnestly: "Mom, I have decided to make a trip to the Great Sound Temple in Ling Mountain, Xiniu Hezhou."
Tang Sen could only smile wryly and say, "Yes, yes, I skipped class, please spare me, Mom"
Sister Guanyin extended her right hand forward, making a V gesture, and laughed heartily: "With this young lady taking action, what mortal can be difficult to handle? Just a few spells, and I can make them spin around in circles. Hahaha... Oh, I'm so tired, quickly bring me a Kawaii ice cream..."
Buddha Dahan: "Yes, yes, we will do everything as you say, let us go shopping now..."
From the corner came the anguished cry of Manjushri Bodhisattva: "My allowance is very limited; I cannot afford such impulsive shopping actions!"
Why is this? The Buddhas do not understand
Tang Sen originally had no interest in going to the West, but suddenly developed a serious curiosity. He swiftly opened the bathroom door, and his mother, who was knocking on the door outside, exclaimed "Oh!" as she stumbled in.
"My son is going on a long journey, and I really don't want him to go. How about we sleep together tonight, just the two of us?" The mother’s tears fell onto the floor: "It has been so many years since I last held little Sen Sen to sleep..."
"I will save money," Tang Sen said seriously. "I will ride my bicycle, treating it as a global cycling journey. It not only exercises my body but also allows me to fully experience the various aspects of the world, and I can save on transportation costs"
However, speaking of which, why did the immortal go to such great lengths to deceive me?
I am dizzy, don't come over... I am already 20 years old, please pay attention to the differences between men and women!